Bush’s Crap Is Top Secret

What the hell? 🙂

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush’s personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush’s security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president’s bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush’s feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush’s waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered “state secrets.”

From: //www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm

7 thoughts on “Bush’s Crap Is Top Secret”

  1. I heard 2nd hand, that the Queen (Liz II) was on a VIP flight (circa 1987) Afterward, one of the crew fished out her poop and set it in resin…

    “See, everyone sh!ts.. even the Queen” he proudly pronounced.

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