What the hell? 🙂
The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush’s personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush’s security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president’s bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush’s feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush’s waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered “state secrets.”
Why the hell would anyone want Bush’s poop!?
Or anyone elses for that matter.
cloning? 😀
It was my idea…OPERATION BUSH POOP
Maybe he’s still snorting up?
I heard 2nd hand, that the Queen (Liz II) was on a VIP flight (circa 1987) Afterward, one of the crew fished out her poop and set it in resin…
“See, everyone sh!ts.. even the Queen” he proudly pronounced.
CLINTON GAVE US 7.5 YEARS OF SHIT BRFORE HE GOT IMPEACHED WE HAD ENOUGH.