78 thoughts on “I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old”

1. Happy Birthday!

   Hope the next 1,000,000,000 are as good.

2. WHat the hell?! How the F did you know that?

3. Damn – I´m only 925.818.900 seconds old, yet…
   oh wait – 925.818.905 seconds…
   oh wait – 925.818.908 seconds…
   oh wait – 925.818.910 seconds…

   🙂

4. haha, congrats. Let me know when you hit the mid-minute crisis.

5. Any link to that tool of finding age in seconds shawn?

   Oh well.. i found one!

   I’m 616,027,163 seconds old when posted.. still going on!!!

   And am going to celebrate my b’day in 175 days 1 hr 20 mins 16 secs. 😉

   Haha funny!

6. hmm, not to sure… if I am 43 whats the claculation? btw: did you see the dynamite surfing video I sent over 🙂

7. Jeez, your old dude.

   Does this mean I have to snort stuff of a mirror again?

   😀

8. Happy Birthday mate. So i guess you are 32 years old? right

9. Have you taken into account leap seconds in this measurement?

10. Did you factor the 9 leap days?

11. Will anyone tell me how to check this ???
    I wanna know how many Seconds Old I m :p

12. erm, grats? lol

13. So does that mean you are 31 or 32. 60 seconds= a minute, 60 minutes in an hour(3600 seconds), 24 hours in a day(86,400 seconds), 365 days in a year(31,536,000) so 1,000,000,000 divided by 31,536,000 equals 31.70979 etc, rounds to 31 or 32

14. Where can i check this?

15. Happy BirthSec, man )

16. I guess that every second does count, that’s some heavy counting though ..

17. haha the script is so awesome!:) thanks for sharing with us!

18. You must be over 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old now 😉 lol

19. Hehehe – I am a girl – I don’t need to know how old I am. The number is changing always depending on the conversation!

20. Happy I italy friends

21. Happy Birthday Shawn…Congrats! 😀

    -Banned DP member 🙂

22. Did you die once you turned 1,000,000,001 seconds old? Your next post had better blow our minds….

23. Nearly a OAP already? hehe.

24. You can also check it at http://dayofbirth.co.uk/

25. Lol Creative mind.. Cool one han !

26. I dont know where shawn has seen that but for those who want to check, googling it would give you good results.

    I found here – http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
    Helpful right?

27. 🙂 Cherish every second of your life… so if you’re 32, i’m guessing i’m about 800,000,000 second old.. fuh, that’s a lot of zeros.

28. Shawn is gonna be 2,000,000,000 Seconds Old before he makes his next blog entry.

29. i dont no

30. Happy Birthday!

31. Sean,
    can you please tell me why my DP user account (frankcow) was banned? I’m a well-respected member, I wouldn’t do anything wrong intentionally!

32. Ok, Shawn. Fun’s over. We’re all really worried now.

    Or is that rumour about the alien abductions true?

33. Maybe the RIAA got him : O.

34. This has been the longest second of my life…

35. Hmmm, I need to track back to find out at what particular second was I born. Well done on the code!

36. geez dude how the F do you know that F stuff ihate your age

37. Not sure if I really want to know how many seconds old I am lol.

38. Happy uhm… time-birthday (?)… have fun in the next 1M of seconds 🙂

39. Hi,

    Happy birthday man…
    By the way, intersting code!

    Best regards,

40. Happy Birthday Shawn. Nearly 1 001 000 000 secs old now.

    Maybe Johan will spread some mayonaise around for you again?

    😀

41. Is it weird that I miss you even though I don’t know you?

42. Thanks for this code, imma find out how old I am in hours…

43. Not at all, I miss the little guy myself.

44. We miss you Shawn!

    We Miss you Shawn Hogan!

45. Happy birthday Shawn.

    Come here from DP forum nice to meet you.

    rosari

46. Happy birthday Shawn :p
    Me and my friends liked it very much 😉

47. Happy birthsecond! 😀

48. Happy Birthday Shawn. Gosh, looking at your picture I thought you were a lot younger than that (just kidding).

49. Dude. You’re very old. XD

50. Ok Shawn where’d you go? I’ve been visiting your site often looking for updates. Seriously, everybody is getting really worried about you. Update us please.

51. Looks like you should’ve paid that invetor his 1000 USD, huh Shawn? Looks like he shut you down….

52. Shawn, where did you go? I have been coming to this site for a while and for the life of me cant figure out why you stopped posting. Come back!

53. great ! i am 592065762 just now. (Feb 13, 1989)

54. http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
    it shows…
    You are 18 years old…

    or 225 months old
    or 979 weeks old
    or 6,853 days old
    or 164,474 hours old
    or 9,868,470 minutes old
    or 592,108,242 seconds old

    and your next birthday celebration is in:
    85 days 21 hrs 29 mins 19 secs. 🙂

    http://www.myfreegamespot.com

55. Happy Birthday Shawn….
    I’m curious! Are you a Pakistani?

56. I give up. WTF is wrong with Shawn? This blog used to rock – now it sits and rots.

57. OMG, where the hell has Shawn been?

58. Hello,

    Number one, congrats on that million seconds mark!

    Would you please take a look at this site:
    http://fake-signatures-at-digitalpointforums.blogspot.com/

    and perhaps look into the “issue”?

    Thanks…

59. oops…billion… lol

60. That is cool! Happy Late Birthday! You should update this blog.

    Josh Day
    http://www.abigarcade.com

61. What happened to the Big Guy??

62. Yo Happy New Year!

63. Where has Shawn been??? Is the house done???

64. Happy B-Day!

65. Is Shawn alive? It’s been about 2 months since he posted.

66. I just can’t believe my eyes about what i saw here :

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/itrader.php?u=1

    It’s your itrader, in your forum.. How is that possible?

67. Thanks for the info! That’s actually kind of cool. I was wondering why you haven’t blogged in so long. I mean, even though you never say much, you always have something interesting to show us!

68. I wouldn’t even mind if you installed Captcha.

69. Yeah right, it’s about time to get back blogging 😛

70. Shawn, you are missed. Looking forward to your next post — I like your dry sense of humor.

71. I agree. I keep coming here hoping for a new post, but alas, I am left disappointed everytime. Just a quick hello would do!

72. Though I missed it Shawn but happy birthday 😀

73. I am worried too.. What’s up, Shawn? Is it really spam that keeps you from blogging or you are too lazy?

74. Congrats : )

    Help….
    I am Really Very upset for my account banned.And never lifted. I mailed to webmaster many times but no responce.

    SO if any body can do any thing then please mail me
    [email protected]

    Waiting
    Any way Have a Nive Year

75. can anyone help me how can i check that
    of mine ofcource
    i don’t know how to use java script
    i tried but it is not working for me

76. Thanks for putting your easter egg backdoor crap into optigold you jerk. I could care less about your website.

77. Hi , what is this ?
    haha
    anyway i got some questions about your website
    contact me by e-mail

78. Hi sir

    I have problem with my Recent Blog on Digital Point
    My feed don’t work

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=11908809

    Help me ,please

    Thanks

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