I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old

I just now turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old. Happy birthday to me!!!!


Okay, for everyone asking how I know… 1 line of PHP code will tell you how many seconds old you are:

Plug in your birthday (not mine) obviously…

78 thoughts on “I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old”

  1. Damn – Iยดm only 925.818.900 seconds old, yet…
    oh wait – 925.818.905 seconds…
    oh wait – 925.818.908 seconds…
    oh wait – 925.818.910 seconds…


  2. haha, congrats. Let me know when you hit the mid-minute crisis.

  3. Any link to that tool of finding age in seconds shawn?

    Oh well.. i found one!

    I’m 616,027,163 seconds old when posted.. still going on!!!

    And am going to celebrate my b’day in 175 days 1 hr 20 mins 16 secs. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Haha funny!

  4. hmm, not to sure… if I am 43 whats the claculation? btw: did you see the dynamite surfing video I sent over ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. So does that mean you are 31 or 32. 60 seconds= a minute, 60 minutes in an hour(3600 seconds), 24 hours in a day(86,400 seconds), 365 days in a year(31,536,000) so 1,000,000,000 divided by 31,536,000 equals 31.70979 etc, rounds to 31 or 32

  6. Hehehe – I am a girl – I don’t need to know how old I am. The number is changing always depending on the conversation!

  7. Did you die once you turned 1,000,000,001 seconds old? Your next post had better blow our minds….

  8. ๐Ÿ™‚ Cherish every second of your life… so if you’re 32, i’m guessing i’m about 800,000,000 second old.. fuh, that’s a lot of zeros.

  9. Shawn is gonna be 2,000,000,000 Seconds Old before he makes his next blog entry.

  10. Sean,
    can you please tell me why my DP user account (frankcow) was banned? I’m a well-respected member, I wouldn’t do anything wrong intentionally!

  11. Ok, Shawn. Fun’s over. We’re all really worried now.

    Or is that rumour about the alien abductions true?

  12. Happy Birthday Shawn. Nearly 1 001 000 000 secs old now.

    Maybe Johan will spread some mayonaise around for you again?


  13. Happy Birthday Shawn. Gosh, looking at your picture I thought you were a lot younger than that (just kidding).

  14. Ok Shawn where’d you go? I’ve been visiting your site often looking for updates. Seriously, everybody is getting really worried about you. Update us please.

  15. Looks like you should’ve paid that invetor his 1000 USD, huh Shawn? Looks like he shut you down….

  16. Shawn, where did you go? I have been coming to this site for a while and for the life of me cant figure out why you stopped posting. Come back!

  17. Thanks for the info! That’s actually kind of cool. I was wondering why you haven’t blogged in so long. I mean, even though you never say much, you always have something interesting to show us!

  18. I agree. I keep coming here hoping for a new post, but alas, I am left disappointed everytime. Just a quick hello would do!

  19. I am worried too.. What’s up, Shawn? Is it really spam that keeps you from blogging or you are too lazy?

  20. Thanks for putting your easter egg backdoor crap into optigold you jerk. I could care less about your website.

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