Cheney Shoots Campaign Contributor

Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old lawyer, was shot by our vice president, Dick Cheney over the weekend while Cheney was quail hunting.

He contributed $1,000 to Bush’s 2000 presidential campaign and $2,000 to his 2004 re-election bid.

Nice “thank you” for donating, eh? 🙂


Harry Whittington had a minor heart attack today after a piece of birdshot (from the gun blast) made its way into his heart.

6 thoughts on “Cheney Shoots Campaign Contributor”

  1. >minor heart attack

    Poor Guy 🙁 I suddenly feel an urge to indulge in get well soonisms. Lets hope he does 🙂

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