Sometimes I forget about how god damn sexy I am.
This is what happens when I’m out trying to pick up cows and my pimp juice is flowing.
If I had an identical twin brother, I would seriously consider a life of homosexuality (and incest I suppose).
So seriously, I want to know what you think… On a scale of 1 to 10 with 6 being the highest, how sexy do you think I am? 🙂
P.S. – It’s amazing that Gisele Bundchen hasn’t called me since her and Leonard DiCaprio split up, don’t you think? Obviously she hasn’t seen *this* picture of me.