Fortune Cookie Translation #2

Fine, I like fortune cookies! So I had another one today…

Fortune: Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends
Translation: No one really likes you for you, so you better be funny if you want any friends

8 thoughts on “Fortune Cookie Translation #2”

  1. I like your translations. 🙂

    Play the “In Bed” game with fortune cookies. It’s always fun. Just add “in bed” to the end of every fortune.

    IE. You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance in bed.


    Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends in bed.

    Then translate it. Err I guess it doesn’t need translation after that.
    OT: there is a good Upright Citizen’s Brigade skit about the “in bed” game as well. You should check it out. I believe it was the Time Machine episode in the first season. On DVD.

  2. what does “treat a friend to flowers mean?” does it mean to actually give a friend flowers or does it have a deeper meaning then that??

  3. i got a fortune cookie and the quote/ fortune said, “one that would have the fruit must climb the tree.” i can’t seem to find a quote like that anywhere online. what do you suggest that means?

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