Okay, because I’m bored, I’m going to start translating fortune cookie fortunes whenever I get one, so here’s my first one…
Fortune: You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases
Lol, that would make you a pessimist!
We ordered chinese food last night, normally I’d grab a fortune cookie and read what’s inside, but this time I didn’t, I just left it there, I blame those damn things for all my bad luck…
Now I’m the pessimist, lol.
I got one that said “A judgement will rule in your favor”
my email adress is only a different name so no one knows my real name but its safe wuth you okay so today i got a fortune saying you will conquer obstacles to achieve success. what does it mean? please reply to my email
Translation please?
“A firm friendship will prove the foundation on your success in life.”