This is really the only joke I know, but I think it’s pretty damn funny. Allison (my friend’s girlfriend) told it to me like 2 years ago, and I still think it’s funny, so here goes…
- A guy comes home from work to see his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff. When he asks her what’s wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because she just found out he is a pedophile.
With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, “Whoa! That’s a big word for a 12 year old.”
Hmmm, it’s not as funny when you read it, but tell it to a friend, they will think it’s funny. 🙂
I see that some jokes exist in english and another languages. I know this joke in polish. It is funny but not for everyone;)
How about this one: :D:D:D
A few weeks ago I had a run in with some local kids and various unpleasant words and punches were exchanged.
I made a bit of a song and dance in the community about kids being a bunch of b@st@rds and that they all desrved to die, etc. I went a bit over the top and incurred the wrath of local parents, who formed angry mob and did some criminal damage to my house, threatened to burn me alive etc.
Anyhow, after a couple of weeks, we all calmed down a bit and I agreed to make a public apology. I thought it would be a good gesture to hang a big banner outside my house, letting everyone know that I don’t really want to roast all children alive and so on, as I may have stated in anger.
I put a huge banner outside my house saying “I love little boys”, hoping that this would be an end to the matter.
However, there is another mob outside my house now… and they’ve got flaming torches and shotguns. Why might this be?
Q: How do you make two Christian preists fight to the death?
A: You throw a little boy in the middle of them.
what is the main cause of pediphelia???
sexy children
its a good joke though but what does a pedophile mean?
I wonder why anyone would joke about hurting innocent children in any way? The jokes are not funny. They are hurtful and they make people feel less respectful or protective of those who need protection the most. Hurting children or anyone weaker is the act of someone who feels powerless and afraid he is out of control. Please get help if you are entertaining any of these thoughts before you act upon them. If you need help, you deserve help.
Get a life❗️