Dude, this guy is whacky… This is a marriage contract he drew up for his wife to sign (she never did of course)…
When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked, unless otherwise instructed.
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Don’t front, Hogan…you whipped this baby up yourself and have it on file awaiting the arrival of Miss Right.
Shawn would have a clause in there about Geek Time during which she shall not interrupt him in any shape or form. Though, obviously, the computer hardware shall be kept in pristine condition.
Excellent point, Johan. This is probably a work in progress. 🙂
This has GOT to be one of the funniest damn things I have seen in a very long time. Thanks for sharing, Shawn! It’s frickin’ fabulous!
The wierdest marriage contract I had heard of before this, was one in which the wife signed away her right to have children or discuss having children. It happened to a friend of mine and IT DID GET SIGNED!!!