Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old lawyer, was shot by our vice president, Dick Cheney over the weekend while Cheney was quail hunting.
He contributed $1,000 to Bush’s 2000 presidential campaign and $2,000 to his 2004 re-election bid.
Nice “thank you” for donating, eh? 🙂
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Fark’s had a headline today which said Cheney has invited Howard Dean to go hunting. Too easy to make jokes from this story.
Maybe he could invite his boss to the next one 🙂
This is what Cheney will be famous for …
Maybe Cheney expected the “millionaire lawyer” to donate a little more?
Yeah, I would have a “minor heart attack” too if the vice prez shot me in the heart.
>minor heart attack
Poor Guy 🙁 I suddenly feel an urge to indulge in get well soonisms. Lets hope he does 🙂