Wait, what? I don’t even know what to say about this one, but Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running for Governor of Minnesota in 2006.
The picture I have was taken from his campaign website. hahaha…
Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon â€œThe Impalerâ€ Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.
Well… isn’t that neat… 🙂 Maybe this guy can make sure that whoever stole my snowboard stuff (see previous entry) really does burn in hell.
I kind of want this guy to win, because it will be years of good material for Conan, Jon Stewart, Saturday Night live, etc. 🙂
4 thoughts on “Satanist Running For Minnesota Governor”
I think the guy is joking, it looks like satire to me. Or maybe it’s not.
Unfortunately, that blanket looks like something my Shawn would own.
Come to think of it, the sword does too. Dear god, what have I gotten myself into?
The dude is NOT joking. There’s tons of wackos like that in the midwest.