I’m Sexy!

Sometimes I forget about how god damn sexy I am.

This is what happens when I’m out trying to pick up cows and my pimp juice is flowing.

If I had an identical twin brother, I would seriously consider a life of homosexuality (and incest I suppose).

So seriously, I want to know what you think… On a scale of 1 to 10 with 6 being the highest, how sexy do you think I am? ๐Ÿ™‚

P.S. – It’s amazing that Gisele Bundchen hasn’t called me since her and Leonard DiCaprio split up, don’t you think? Obviously she hasn’t seen *this* picture of me.

Update

I was just informed that Gisele is dating Kelly Slater, so it makes sense about her not calling me now.

7 thoughts on “I’m Sexy!”

  1. What would Giselle search for online? I’m sure she’ll find you eventually ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Can’t guarantee she will like your costume though ๐Ÿ™‚

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