Training To Be A Ninja

As many of you know, I’m in the middle of fulfilling my childhood dream of becoming a ninja. At this stage of training, it’s just a lot of book work, but hopefully someday it will be all worth it.

Today we learned about the Monkey Steals The Peach move. This is where you take your opposition, and physically rip their balls off. It’s pretty effective I would imagine and I can’t wait to try it out on my fellow students.

Thanks to Boing Boing for the picture.

9 thoughts on “Training To Be A Ninja”

  1. hahahaha. Am I the only one that thinks this post is hilarious? Perhaps people really think you are training to be a ninja…

    p.s. Finally, you can use those ninja caltrops I got you for Christmas!

  2. I hope all the boring book work has well informed pictures like the one you posted. For learning sake of course. Maybe someday, if you get pumped enough, you can be on realultimatepower.net

    Good luck and may you steal many peaches in your ninja days.

  3. if any of you who had a hand in making this sight and claim to be ninjas are a discrace to real ninjas the pic at top is all wrong the ninja should be in shadows waiting to ambush not fighting hand to hand and we ninjas use fast and deadly strikes not throws and so keep it real and stick to faqs or close your sight

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