Fortune Cookie Translation #1

Okay, because I’m bored, I’m going to start translating fortune cookie fortunes whenever I get one, so here’s my first one…

Fortune: You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases

4 thoughts on “Fortune Cookie Translation #1”

  1. Lol, that would make you a pessimist!

    We ordered chinese food last night, normally I’d grab a fortune cookie and read what’s inside, but this time I didn’t, I just left it there, I blame those damn things for all my bad luck…

    Now I’m the pessimist, lol.

  2. my email adress is only a different name so no one knows my real name but its safe wuth you okay so today i got a fortune saying you will conquer obstacles to achieve success. what does it mean? please reply to my email

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.