Of course I’m sure there are some nice and normal car salespeople, but this was just too funny… I started to inquire about a Hummer SUT to a few dealerships, and this was one of my conversations:
Me: I want this color and these options [boring stuff cut out]. If you have that exact vehicle with no extra options and no options missing [remember this part] then let’s talk.
Them: Yep, I have one of that exact vehicle.
Me: Okay, How much is it?
Me: Hmmm, you really are asking $35,000 above MSRP for it?
Them: No, not at all. It’s totally tricked out with a chrome under-body, DVD entertainment system, turbo charger, 20″ wheels with low-profile tires, etc.
Aside from this guy just being deaf or retarded (maybe both), why in the hell would anyone put low-profile racing tires on a Hummer 2 is beyond me.
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Hummers with huge rims piss me off. Who’s lawn are you going to tear up with those? You might as well be driving a mini-van at that point.
I guess he was hearing only what he wanted to hear. Classic car salesman….
So is this the guy you ended up buying your Hummer from?!? 😉
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Especially North Korean babes. 😀
Hey hummer guy sorry about your penis