This is really the only joke I know, but I think it’s pretty damn funny. Allison (my friend’s girlfriend) told it to me like 2 years ago, and I still think it’s funny, so here goes…
- A guy comes home from work to see his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff. When he asks her what’s wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because she just found out he is a pedophile.
With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, “Whoa! That’s a big word for a 12 year old.”
Hmmm, it’s not as funny when you read it, but tell it to a friend, they will think it’s funny. 🙂